A day without being able to log on is like a day without sunshine. It's worse. It's like a day without sunshine and your dog died and someone stole your car. It is the saddest day in the world. We know you feel that way. That's why you need this tee. Wear it when you go staggering out onto the street calling for a wifi connection. You'll roam the streets mumbling "hotspot" until you find a Starbucks or Panera or another friendly wifi spot. Be brave. You'll get to the promised land soon enough.