I May Be Slow, But I Run Faster Than The Government

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Hey, I may be pretty slow. But at least I run faster than the government! Are you terrible at running and also have an amazing sense of humor? Now you can feel free to show off your fantastic wit and proud, lazy self with this simple and straightforward t-shirt and hoodie!

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