I Make Pizza Disappear

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It doesn't matter how big or small the pizza is. It doesn't matter if it's a meat lover's, veggie, deep dish or hand-tossed. If it's in front of you, it's going to disappear in a puff of smoke and the only evidence it ever existed will be a handful of crumbs--and those will be the next to go. Your superpower keeps you full of pizza, which is more than you can say for useless stuff like invisibility and flying. On the other hand, if you were invisible you could probably steal more pizza. Wear this tee and enjoy every bite of your superpower.

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