You're a party animal! Every night you get down with musicians, artists, famous people and even pirates. You host nightly gatherings of the world's wittiest and most fascinating people. They only exist between the covers of books, but books are better than people. They're a lot more interesting and they never come over at the wrong time. They also know when the party's over and it's time to go home. They're considerate. They keep you entertained. That's a lot more than you can say for most people you meet at real-life parties. You're with your crowd. Wear this tee to your next glittering affair.