I Kicked Cancer's Ass

You've a survivor. You've stared death and the big C in the face and come out a winner. You've got a clean bill of health and a new attitude. You're here to testify and you deserve to trumpet your news to the world. This tee is a testament to the human spirit, and in particular yours. You're a world-beater and an ass-kicker, and we salute you with everything we've got. And we've got the tee for you.