I Just Want To Get Drunk and Eat Waffles

I Just Want To Get Drunk and Eat Waffles

$22.99

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Some people want to be doctors, lawyers, artists, or politicians. And some other people just don't have such high aspirations.

If you are a member of the group that lives by the "I Just Want To Get Drunk And Eat Waffles" aspiration, this design just might be the prefect one for you!

Don't let other people shame you for your drinking and waffle loving lifestyle. Show it off and express your lifestyle philosophy with a message that boldly proclaims in crisp white text printed on a navy blue, royal blue, or black background that you do have aspirations...

Your aspirations are simply not the kind that usually help you make anything of your life. But no shame!

Some people want to be doctors, lawyers, artists, or politicians. And some other people just don't have such high aspirations.

If you are a member of the group that lives by the "I Just Want To Get Drunk And Eat Waffles" aspiration, this design just might be the prefect one for you!

Don't let other people shame you for your drinking and waffle loving lifestyle. Show it off and express your lifestyle philosophy with a message that boldly proclaims in crisp white text printed on a navy blue, royal blue, or black background that you do have aspirations...

Your aspirations are simply not the kind that usually help you make anything of your life. But no shame!

Collections: Food & Drink T-Shirts and Hoodies, Funny T-Shirts and Hoodies, TV Shows T-Shirts and Hoodies

Adult T-Shirt

  • Fabric: 100% Soft Ring-spun Cotton (sport grey is 90% ring-spun cotton/10% polyester)
  • Details: 4.5 oz., tubular construction, ribbed crew, double-needle sleeves and bottom hem with taped neck and shoulders.
  • Label: Tear Anywhere


Size Width(A) Length(B) Sleeve(C)
SM 18" 28" 8"
MD 20" 29" 8"
LG 22" 30" 8.5"
XL 24" 31" 9"
2XL 26" 32" 9.5"
3XL 28" 33" 10"
4XL 30" 34" 10"
5XL 32" 35" 10"

Ladies Junior Fit T-Shirt

  • Fabric: 100% Soft Ring-spun Cotton (sport grey is 90% ring-spun cotton/10% polyester)
  • Details: Fashion fit for feminine silhouette, side-seamed, self-fabric collar, taped neck with double-needle sleeves and bottom hem.
  • Label: Tear Anywhere
  • NOTE: Our junior fit shirts tend to run small and can shrink.

Size Width(A) Length(B) Shoulders(C)
SM 16.5" 25" 14"
MD 17.5" 26" 15"
LG 18.5" 27" 16"
XL 19.5" 28" 17"
2XL 20.5" 29" 18"

Classic Hoodie

  • Fabric: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester Fleece
  • Fit: Classic Fit
  • Details: 7.8-ounce, 50/50 cotton/poly fleece - Air jet yarn for a soft, pill-resistant finish - Two-ply hood - Dyed-to-match drawcord - Set-in sleeves - Front pouch pocket - Rib knit cuffs and waistband - Coverseamed neck, arm seams and waistband
Size A B C
SM 20" 28" 34.125"
MD 22" 29" 35.125"
LG 24" 30" 36.125"
XL 26" 31" 37.125"
2XL 28" 32" 37.625"
3XL 30" 33" 38.125"
4XL 32" 34" 38.125"

For a limited time, buy any 2 items and get free US shipping

For other orders, we offer the following shipping options.

United States:
Standard Shipping: $5.99 (5-14 days)
Premium Shipping: $12.99 (4-7 days)
Canada: $6.99 for entire order.
International: $8.99 for entire order.

Most orders should arrive within 2 weeks in the US, and 3 weeks or more internationally.

If for some reason you have a problem with the items shipped to you, make sure to let us know right away.

We will gladly refund or exchange items within 30 days of your order that are new and have never been worn if you're not in love with them. Items that have been worn will not be accepted for returns or exchanges. Read Our Complete Return Policy

Please make sure to read the sizing chart before ordering to avoid ordering wrong sizes.

If you have any questions, feel free to contact us!