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I Hit Golf Balls Because Hitting People is Frowned Upon

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Whenever people drive you to the brink of distraction, take a deep breath, count to 10 and walk slowly in the direction of the golf course. It's a lot better to whack a bunch of golf balls than a bunch of people, so give each one a name and pretend it's one of the idiots who get on your nerves. Wear this tee or hoodie and always play it safe.