Science has just discovered this illness you've got. Obsessive Hunting Disorder (OHD) is the only explanation for the symptoms you're showing. It's not fatal but it could be very contagious. Make sure you hang out with your hunting buddies so you can all catch the bug. You'll be happy to know that there's only one cure: more hunting! So gear up and get your camouflage on. This tee will look great when you bag the big one.