I Have No Life (My Kids Play Soccer)

I Have No Life (My Kids Play Soccer)

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We get it, soccer moms and dads. The glassy stare, the unwashed hair, the arthritis in your fingers from too many death grips on the SUV steering wheel. You've got an advanced case of soccer-parentitis and the prognosis isn't pretty. The only cure is humor, and that's where this tee comes in. If you can laugh about it, it's not too bad. If you can share the grim humor of it all, you might not throw a screaming tantrum the next time a stupid ref makes a stupid call. Go ahead, indulge in this soft tee. And then get back in your car because there's another game tonight.

We get it, soccer moms and dads. The glassy stare, the unwashed hair, the arthritis in your fingers from too many death grips on the SUV steering wheel. You've got an advanced case of soccer-parentitis and the prognosis isn't pretty. The only cure is humor, and that's where this tee comes in. If you can laugh about it, it's not too bad. If you can share the grim humor of it all, you might not throw a screaming tantrum the next time a stupid ref makes a stupid call. Go ahead, indulge in this soft tee. And then get back in your car because there's another game tonight.

Collections: Father's Day T-Shirts and Hoodies, Gift Guide for Dads, Gift Guide for Moms, Parents T-Shirts and Hoodies, Soccer T-Shirts and Hoodies

Adult T-Shirt

  • Fabric: 100% Soft Ring-spun Cotton
  • Details: 4.5 oz., tubular construction, ribbed crew, double-needle sleeves and bottom hem with taped neck and shoulders.
  • Label: Tear Anywhere


Size Width(A) Length(B) Sleeve(C)
SM 18" 28" 8"
MD 20" 29" 8"
LG 22" 30" 8.5"
XL 24" 31" 9"
2XL 26" 32" 9.5"
3XL 28" 33" 10"
4XL 30" 34" 10"
5XL 32" 35" 10"

Ladies Junior Fit T-Shirt

  • Fabric: 100% Soft Ring-spun Cotton
  • Details: Fashion fit for feminine silhouette, side-seamed, self-fabric collar, taped neck with double-needle sleeves and bottom hem.
  • Label: Tear Anywhere
  • NOTE: Our women's fit shirts tend to run small and can shrink.

Size Width(A) Length(B) Shoulders(C)
SM 16.5" 25" 14"
MD 17.5" 26" 15"
LG 18.5" 27" 16"
XL 19.5" 28" 17"
2XL 20.5" 29" 18"

Classic Hoodie

  • Fabric: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester Fleece
  • Fit: Classic Fit
  • Details: 7.8-ounce, 50/50 cotton/poly fleece - Air jet yarn for a soft, pill-resistant finish - Two-ply hood - Dyed-to-match drawcord - Set-in sleeves - Front pouch pocket - Rib knit cuffs and waistband - Coverseamed neck, arm seams and waistband
Size A B C
SM 20" 28" 34.125"
MD 22" 29" 35.125"
LG 24" 30" 36.125"
XL 26" 31" 37.125"
2XL 28" 32" 37.625"
3XL 30" 33" 38.125"
4XL 32" 34" 38.125"

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United States: $5.99 for entire order.
Canada: $6.99 for entire order.
International: $8.99 for entire order.

Most orders should arrive within 2 weeks in the US, and 3 weeks or more internationally.

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