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I Have No Life (My Kids Play Soccer)

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We get it, soccer moms and dads. The glassy stare, the unwashed hair, the arthritis in your fingers from too many death grips on the SUV steering wheel. You've got an advanced case of soccer-parentitis and the prognosis isn't pretty. The only cure is humor, and that's where this tee comes in. If you can laugh about it, it's not too bad. If you can share the grim humor of it all, you might not throw a screaming tantrum the next time a stupid ref makes a stupid call. Go ahead, indulge in this soft tee. And then get back in your car because there's another game tonight.

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