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I Hate Pants

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Pants are just weird. They're constricting, they hold your legs in like sausage casings, they're a pain in the neck to get off, and you just prefer not having them on. Maybe you're a lady who prefers to look like one at all times, or maybe you're a man who prefers being comfortable at all times. This tee or hoodie is for anyone who can't wait to undo that belt, yank off those slacks and feel the sweet air of freedom.