You're not happy with a lot of things in life. You hate most of the people around you, and who could blame you? Each of them is a raving idiot, a clueless jerk, or worse. You don't like the people you don't know personally, either, the ones you read about or see on television. Where did this collection of mutants come from? And there's another thing you're not happy with: pants. They're ugly, constricting and don't match with anything else in your closet. People are lousy, pants are lousy and where does that leave you? With this cool, funny tee, that's where.