It's a burden being this sexy. There you are, just trying to get through your day and be a normal, run-of-the-mill Massage Therapist, and people are just dropping like flies at your feet. They won't leave you alone, they just keep pestering you with their longing. It's like you're a giant pizza walking around, making everyone hungry. But you can't help it. You're a Massage Therapist and it just comes with the territory. Did you ever see a Massage Therapist who wasn't hotter than a firecracker? Case closed. If you're a great Massage Therapist with an amazing sense of humor, this t-shirt and hoodie are just for you!