It's a burden being this sexy. There you are, just trying to get through your day like any other normal Dental Hygienist, and people are just dropping like flies at your feet. They won't leave you alone, they just keep pestering you with their longing. It's like you're a giant pizza walking around, making everyone hungry. But you can't help it. You're a Dental Hygienist and it just comes with the territory. Did you ever see a Hygienist who wasn't hotter than a firecracker? Case closed. If you're a great Dental Hygienist with an amazing sense of humor, this t-shirt and hoodie are just for you!