The philosopher had it wrong. As you know, if you fish, lying just goes along with the territory. Tall tales are as much a part of fishing as tall sails and lies are just part of a long, venerable fishing tradition. When you're telling your fishing stories, there is nothing wrong with a little embellishment. Okay, a lot of embellishment. Nobody faults you for it, especially other fishermen, because they're all telling the same stories. Wear this tee or hoodie and keep on fishing. You're sure to hook the big one soon.