Tapping down your emotions is bad for you! That's what all the shrinks say, anyway. That's why you like to take the opposite approach, making sure that all taps are open and flowing free. And there's no point in holding back. You know a tapped keg is only good for so long and there's nothing worse than a stale brew, so you make sure there's nothing left to go bad. You're a great person and you should be rewarded for it. Here, have a tee shirt and another beer.