What's with all those horrible morning people? They're up at a time when all decent people should be asleep, and they insist on being all chipper and energetic at a time when they should be quiet and let you get on with your cursing and mumbling. They don't even have the decency to make the coffee for you. Of course, even without them, mornings would still be a nightmare. And come to think of it, you're not too crazy about afternoon or evening people either. They're all people and they're all jerks. Try to get through it; hey, at least your tee will make you smile.