I Don't Make Monkeys, I Just Train 'em

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"Shut up!"

"Why don't you make me?!?"

"Because, I don't make monkeys, I just train 'em!"

Welcome to the burn battle of the century! Are you a fan of Pee-wee, creator of the best comebacks and most amazing big adventures? Feel free to show it off with this classic t-shirt and hoodie!

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