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I Don't Make Monkeys, I Just Train 'em

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"Shut up!"

"Why don't you make me?!?"

"Because, I don't make monkeys, I just train 'em!"

Welcome to the burn battle of the century! Are you a fan of Pee-wee, creator of the best comebacks and most amazing big adventures? Feel free to show it off with this classic t-shirt and hoodie!

  • Unisex T-Shirts: 100% Ring-spun cotton (heather grey is 90% cotton/10% polyester). 5.3oz standard mens/unisex fit.
  • Womens Fit T-Shirts: 100% Ring-spun cotton (heather grey is 90% cotton/10% polyester). 5.3oz womens cut crew neck.
  • Hoodies: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester Fleece. 7.8oz classic hoodie.

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