We get it. All that high-tech snazziness just leaves you cold. You look at people clasped to their tablets and cell phones like they're oxygen tanks and you just shake your head. You could happily die without ever tweeting, twittering or Instagramming anyone, ever. It would be impossible, no matter how hard you tried, to care less about the latest game or app everyone seems to be squealing about. But it's all around you so you can't be rude. Oh heck, yeah, be rude. Wear this tee with a hand up to indicate who they should talk to if they want to talk tech.