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I Don't Do Cardio Because These Colors Don't Run

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Are you looking for a tee or hoodie that combines a patriotic edge with a play on words? Then this is the one for you. You don't mind a little running but you don't need to get all crazy with the cardio. After all, you're an American and your blood runs red, white and blue no matter what exercise you're doing. Hey, they also serve who sit and wait, so wear this one with pride.
  • T-Shirts: 100% Ring-spun cotton (heather grey is 90% cotton/10% polyester). 4.5oz standard mens/unisex fit.
  • Ladies Junior Fit T-Shirts: 100% Ring-spun cotton (heather grey is 90% cotton/10% polyester). 4.5oz fitted crew neck. NOTE: Our junior fit t-shirts run small and can shrink.
  • Hoodies: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester Fleece. 7.8oz classic hoodie.

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