Everyone keeps saying "keep calm" and waving those stupid posters. They've even started putting it on tee shirts, on shower curtains, in motivational cards, on office doors, on keychains, on mugs, in public restrooms and on every possible surface they can find. It's enough to make you want to run screaming through the streets. Now you don't have to, because with this tee or hoodie you can explain to those patronizing jerks that being calm, for you, isn't a matter of looking at some stupid crown picture with a stupid message on it. Wear this and feel at one with the universe.