I Can't Go Because I Don't Want To

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Okay, you're not very good at coming up with excuses and you've used up the few you had. So you've decided to just stop the pretense and stop trying to sugarcoat it. And given the number of places you don't want to go, you may as well just wear this tee all the time so your bases are always covered. You're not going and they can't make you. Isn't it nice to be honest for a change?

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