There are some people you come across in life, and you know, within just seconds, that they're going to have a very special effect on you. They are clearly going to be irritating, pretentious and smug. They will insist on telling you one self-serving story after another, assuming that you just have to be fascinated by everything about them. You judge them instantly and guess what? Your first impression is usually right. Yes, they really are that annoying. It's the start of a horrible relationship and you knew how it would go down from the start. Wear this tee and let them know you're onto them.