I Bake Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon

I Bake Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon

$22.99

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Baking brings out all your feelings of warmth, sharing and nurturing. Unfortunately most of the people around you aren't deserving of any of those things. They aren't even deserving of one bite of your scrumptious French apple pie or monkey bread. We won't even discuss your black-bottom cupcakes. You don't bake for them anyway; you bake to get away from them. You bake because it's better to take your frustrations out on a bowl of batter than a baseball bat you've taken to someone's head. Bake on, Betty Crocker. Wear this tee with a flour stain and a wooden spoon.

Baking brings out all your feelings of warmth, sharing and nurturing. Unfortunately most of the people around you aren't deserving of any of those things. They aren't even deserving of one bite of your scrumptious French apple pie or monkey bread. We won't even discuss your black-bottom cupcakes. You don't bake for them anyway; you bake to get away from them. You bake because it's better to take your frustrations out on a bowl of batter than a baseball bat you've taken to someone's head. Bake on, Betty Crocker. Wear this tee with a flour stain and a wooden spoon.

Collections: Baker T-Shirts and Hoodies, Baking T-Shirts and Hoodies

Adult T-Shirt

  • Fabric: 100% Soft Ring-spun Cotton
  • Details: 4.5 oz., tubular construction, ribbed crew, double-needle sleeves and bottom hem with taped neck and shoulders.
  • Label: Tear Anywhere


Size Width(A) Length(B) Sleeve(C)
SM 18" 28" 8"
MD 20" 29" 8"
LG 22" 30" 8.5"
XL 24" 31" 9"
2XL 26" 32" 9.5"
3XL 28" 33" 10"
4XL 30" 34" 10"
5XL 32" 35" 10"

Ladies Junior Fit T-Shirt

  • Fabric: 100% Soft Ring-spun Cotton
  • Details: Fashion fit for feminine silhouette, side-seamed, self-fabric collar, taped neck with double-needle sleeves and bottom hem.
  • Label: Tear Anywhere
  • NOTE: Our women's fit shirts tend to run small and can shrink.

Size Width(A) Length(B) Shoulders(C)
SM 16.5" 25" 14"
MD 17.5" 26" 15"
LG 18.5" 27" 16"
XL 19.5" 28" 17"
2XL 20.5" 29" 18"

Classic Hoodie

  • Fabric: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester Fleece
  • Fit: Classic Fit
  • Details: 7.8-ounce, 50/50 cotton/poly fleece - Air jet yarn for a soft, pill-resistant finish - Two-ply hood - Dyed-to-match drawcord - Set-in sleeves - Front pouch pocket - Rib knit cuffs and waistband - Coverseamed neck, arm seams and waistband
Size A B C
SM 20" 28" 34.125"
MD 22" 29" 35.125"
LG 24" 30" 36.125"
XL 26" 31" 37.125"
2XL 28" 32" 37.625"
3XL 30" 33" 38.125"
4XL 32" 34" 38.125"

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United States: $5.99 for entire order.
Canada: $6.99 for entire order.
International: $8.99 for entire order.

Most orders should arrive within 2 weeks in the US, and 3 weeks or more internationally.

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