Baking brings out all your feelings of warmth, sharing and nurturing. Unfortunately most of the people around you aren't deserving of any of those things. They aren't even deserving of one bite of your scrumptious French apple pie or monkey bread. We won't even discuss your black-bottom cupcakes. You don't bake for them anyway; you bake to get away from them. You bake because it's better to take your frustrations out on a bowl of batter than a baseball bat you've taken to someone's head. Bake on, Betty Crocker. Wear this tee with a flour stain and a wooden spoon.