I Am What You Would Call Indoorsy

What's so great about the great outdoors? Indoors you've got your books, your computer, your booze, your pets and your television. You've got food and air at just the temperature you want them. It's all good. Step outside and what do you get? Rain and mud and stinging bugs and searing heat and alligators. To make matters worse, you get all these people telling you how great it is to be out there. Yeah, you'll sit this one out on the inside, thanks. Step into this tee and stay comfortable.