Growing Old Is Mandatory, Growing Up Is Optional

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You may be getting a little long in the tooth; in fact you may not have any actual teeth in your head that aren't dentures or plates. Your better years may be behind you, and the less said about your behind the better. But none of that is any reason to give up your youthful ways or to act with any maturity whatsoever. You're only as young as you feel, so if you feel like being a total brat, we say go for it. Wear this tee or hoodie and be whatever age you like.

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