Hey Bears, did you just wake up and realize that we stole your picnic basket? Well, we're not giving it back, just like we're not giving back any of the many, many Super Bowl rings or divisional championships we've won by beating teams better than you. We beat you in every way, Chicago, from the numbers to our two cities. We don't have funny accents and all our beer and cheese has produced a line of men who are tougher, stronger and faster than all the bears in the wild. Pack it in, Chicago.