You'd rather golf than be around most people. Nothing makes you as happy as a birdie and you don't mean the kind that sits in a tree singing. You dream of a long day with nothing to do but play golf, hang out at the club and try to sink an ace. Instead, here you are trying not to slam your golf club into someone's head because they won't shut up. Hang in there, golfer. The weekend will be here soon enough and you can get away from it all and be frustrated on the golf course instead.