Fries Before Guys

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The road to romance can be long, so make sure you keep one eye out for drive-through windows as you're cruising along. You're going to need energy and if fries are on the menu that's all you need to know. In fact you may just skip the whole love nonsense and just stick with the fries. They'll never let you down the way a man will. You can find good fries anywhere. Finding a good man is a lot harder. Make it easy on yourself and grab what every girl really wants: a bag of tasty, salty grease. Now that's love.

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