Excuse Me Miss. My Eyes Are Up Here

Excuse Me Miss. My Eyes Are Up Here

$22.99

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Do you have an amazing beard that draws a little too much unwanted attention? It's quite a challenging issue, honestly. Your beard may be just too irresistible to some, and in that case, it's essential that you set some clear boundaries in order to stand up to those disrespectful gawkers! You deserve to be looked in the eye just like any other valuable human being! Now you can show off your amazing bearding self and confront those terrible gawkers at the same time with this witty t-shirt and hoodie!

Do you have an amazing beard that draws a little too much unwanted attention? It's quite a challenging issue, honestly. Your beard may be just too irresistible to some, and in that case, it's essential that you set some clear boundaries in order to stand up to those disrespectful gawkers! You deserve to be looked in the eye just like any other valuable human being! Now you can show off your amazing bearding self and confront those terrible gawkers at the same time with this witty t-shirt and hoodie!

Collections: Beard T-Shirts and Hoodies, Lifestyle T-Shirts and Hoodies

Adult T-Shirt

  • Fabric: 100% Soft Ring-spun Cotton (sport grey is 90% ring-spun cotton/10% polyester)
  • Details: 4.5 oz., tubular construction, ribbed crew, double-needle sleeves and bottom hem with taped neck and shoulders.
  • Label: Tear Anywhere


Size Width(A) Length(B) Sleeve(C)
SM 18" 28" 8"
MD 20" 29" 8"
LG 22" 30" 8.5"
XL 24" 31" 9"
2XL 26" 32" 9.5"
3XL 28" 33" 10"
4XL 30" 34" 10"
5XL 32" 35" 10"

Ladies Junior Fit T-Shirt

  • Fabric: 100% Soft Ring-spun Cotton (sport grey is 90% ring-spun cotton/10% polyester)
  • Details: Fashion fit for feminine silhouette, side-seamed, self-fabric collar, taped neck with double-needle sleeves and bottom hem.
  • Label: Tear Anywhere
  • NOTE: Our junior fit shirts tend to run small and can shrink.

Size Width(A) Length(B) Shoulders(C)
SM 16.5" 25" 14"
MD 17.5" 26" 15"
LG 18.5" 27" 16"
XL 19.5" 28" 17"
2XL 20.5" 29" 18"

Classic Hoodie

  • Fabric: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester Fleece
  • Fit: Classic Fit
  • Details: 7.8-ounce, 50/50 cotton/poly fleece - Air jet yarn for a soft, pill-resistant finish - Two-ply hood - Dyed-to-match drawcord - Set-in sleeves - Front pouch pocket - Rib knit cuffs and waistband - Coverseamed neck, arm seams and waistband
Size A B C
SM 20" 28" 34.125"
MD 22" 29" 35.125"
LG 24" 30" 36.125"
XL 26" 31" 37.125"
2XL 28" 32" 37.625"
3XL 30" 33" 38.125"
4XL 32" 34" 38.125"

For a limited time, buy any 2 items and get free US shipping

For other orders, we offer the following shipping options.

United States:
Standard Shipping: $5.99 (5-14 days)
Premium Shipping: $12.99 (4-7 days)
Canada: $6.99 for entire order.
International: $8.99 for entire order.

Most orders should arrive within 2 weeks in the US, and 3 weeks or more internationally.

If for some reason you have a problem with the items shipped to you, make sure to let us know right away.

We will gladly refund or exchange items within 30 days of your order that are new and have never been worn if you're not in love with them. Items that have been worn will not be accepted for returns or exchanges. Read Our Complete Return Policy

Please make sure to read the sizing chart before ordering to avoid ordering wrong sizes.

If you have any questions, feel free to contact us!