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Everything I Touch Turns To Sold

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You're a sales stud who could sell water to fish and cat food to dogs. You're a colossal closer, a contract crusher, a bottom-line bandit who always gets the deal. People open their wallets and money comes flying out when you walk in. How do you do it? Only you know, but it's a relentless combination of charm, smarts and a refusal to take no for an answer. Sales is about advertising and this tee lets everyone know that you're the one to call if they want it signed, sealed and delivered. Lock this tee down at its special price today.

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