Every Zoo Is A Petting Zoo If You're Brave Enough

That alligator guy's got nothing on you. Wait, he's dead, isn't he? It doesn't matter. You won't let a little thing like bloody, mauling death stop you. You're made of tougher stuff and you're the top of the food chain, so strut on over and show those animals who's boss. A tiger is just a big cat and a wolf is basically a dog so they'd probably welcome a friendly pat or two, right? Just remember who you're going to will this great-looking cotton tee to before you head over to the cages.