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Don't Judge My German Shepherd and I Won't Judge Your Kids

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Yeah, you've got a German Shepherd. It's a big, fierce-looking dog that isn't afraid of anything and has the smarts to know who's your friend and who isn't. Your dog is elegant, smart, loyal and easy to train. In other words, a hundred times better than most people's kids, who are screaming, spoiled, destructive little slobs. Your GSD would never tear up a house the way those pint-size snots do. Your dog doesn't whine and has no trouble eating without making a mess. So let them talk. You're wearing a t-shirt or hoodie that says it all, with a German Shepherd that makes you proud.