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Don't Judge My Doberman and I Won't Judge Your Kids

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Yeah, you've got a Doberman. It's a big, fierce-looking dog that isn't afraid of anything and has the smarts to know who's your friend and who isn't. Your dog is elegant, smart, loyal and easy to train. In other words, a hundred times better than most people's kids, who are screaming, spoiled, destructive little slobs. Your dog would never tear up a house the way those pint-size snots do. Your dog doesn't whine and has no trouble eating without making a mess. So let them talk. You're wearing a tee that says it all, with a dog that makes you proud.

  • T-Shirts: 100% Ring-spun cotton (heather grey is 90% cotton/10% polyester). 4.5oz standard mens/unisex fit.
  • Ladies Junior Fit T-Shirts: 100% Ring-spun cotton (heather grey is 90% cotton/10% polyester). 4.5oz fitted crew neck. NOTE: Our junior fit t-shirts run small and can shrink.
  • Hoodies: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester Fleece. 7.8oz classic hoodie.

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