Dogs Run & Live 15 Years. Turtles Do Nothing & Live 150 Years. Lesson Learned.

Dogs Run & Live 15 Years. Turtles Do Nothing & Live 150 Years. Lesson Learned.

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Turtles are wise. They've figured out the secret to a long life. They don't do much of anything except swim lazily around and occasionally catch something to eat if it's nearby and easy pickings. Now look at your dog. He's a bundle of energy, always running and jumping and chasing things. Dogs have a short life. Turtles live forever. Now that you've learned this turtle wisdom, you must share it with the world by wearing this tee. You're not sitting around doing nothing, you're sitting around imparting knowledge. This is the perfect tee for a lazy day, and as you know, every day should be a lazy day.

Turtles are wise. They've figured out the secret to a long life. They don't do much of anything except swim lazily around and occasionally catch something to eat if it's nearby and easy pickings. Now look at your dog. He's a bundle of energy, always running and jumping and chasing things. Dogs have a short life. Turtles live forever. Now that you've learned this turtle wisdom, you must share it with the world by wearing this tee. You're not sitting around doing nothing, you're sitting around imparting knowledge. This is the perfect tee for a lazy day, and as you know, every day should be a lazy day.

Collections: Funny T-Shirts and Hoodies, Running T-Shirts and Hoodies, Sports T-Shirts and Hoodies

Adult T-Shirt

  • Fabric: 100% Soft Ring-spun Cotton
  • Details: 4.5 oz., tubular construction, ribbed crew, double-needle sleeves and bottom hem with taped neck and shoulders.
  • Label: Tear Anywhere


Size Width(A) Length(B) Sleeve(C)
SM 18" 28" 8"
MD 20" 29" 8"
LG 22" 30" 8.5"
XL 24" 31" 9"
2XL 26" 32" 9.5"
3XL 28" 33" 10"
4XL 30" 34" 10"
5XL 32" 35" 10"

Ladies Junior Fit T-Shirt

  • Fabric: 100% Soft Ring-spun Cotton
  • Details: Fashion fit for feminine silhouette, side-seamed, self-fabric collar, taped neck with double-needle sleeves and bottom hem.
  • Label: Tear Anywhere
  • NOTE: Our women's fit shirts tend to run small and can shrink.

Size Width(A) Length(B) Shoulders(C)
SM 16.5" 25" 14"
MD 17.5" 26" 15"
LG 18.5" 27" 16"
XL 19.5" 28" 17"
2XL 20.5" 29" 18"

Classic Hoodie

  • Fabric: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester Fleece
  • Fit: Classic Fit
  • Details: 7.8-ounce, 50/50 cotton/poly fleece - Air jet yarn for a soft, pill-resistant finish - Two-ply hood - Dyed-to-match drawcord - Set-in sleeves - Front pouch pocket - Rib knit cuffs and waistband - Coverseamed neck, arm seams and waistband
Size A B C
SM 20" 28" 34.125"
MD 22" 29" 35.125"
LG 24" 30" 36.125"
XL 26" 31" 37.125"
2XL 28" 32" 37.625"
3XL 30" 33" 38.125"
4XL 32" 34" 38.125"

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International: $8.99 for entire order.

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