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Dogs Run & Live 15 Years. Turtles Do Nothing & Live 150 Years. Lesson Learned.

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Turtles are wise. They've figured out the secret to a long life. They don't do much of anything except swim lazily around and occasionally catch something to eat if it's nearby and easy pickings. Now look at your dog. He's a bundle of energy, always running and jumping and chasing things. Dogs have a short life. Turtles live forever. Now that you've learned this turtle wisdom, you must share it with the world by wearing this tee. You're not sitting around doing nothing, you're sitting around imparting knowledge. This is the perfect tee for a lazy day, and as you know, every day should be a lazy day.

  • Unisex T-Shirts: 100% Ring-spun cotton (heather grey is 90% cotton/10% polyester). 5.3oz standard mens/unisex fit.
  • Womens Fit T-Shirts: 100% Ring-spun cotton (heather grey is 90% cotton/10% polyester). 5.3oz womens cut crew neck.
  • Hoodies: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester Fleece. 7.8oz classic hoodie.

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