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You've done your best. You've chewed enough scenery to fill a dozen studio backlots and you make sure to pepper every conversation with a wide-eyed stare and a lot of arm-waving. Your volume is permanently set to 10 and you run around screaming at walls a lot. None of it has worked. Every time you look in the mirror, you never see Nicolas Cage staring back. What's it going to take? Do you have to literally cut your hand off like that character in Moonstruck? Don't go that far. Just wear this tee to express your frustration, and be sure to wear it loudly.
