You've got a special designation and you should wear it with pride. Everybody loves a designated driver; after all, you're the only not puking and still making sense at the end of the night. This tee is ideal whenever you've been called to work your magic on St. Patty's or any other night that promises to be an all-out party. You'll stand out in the bright colors and clover design. You'll stand tall in the knowledge that, at least tonight, you won't be doing anything that will cause you lifelong shame. Wear this tee and know that, unlike your companions, you will still love yourself in the morning.