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Dairy Is Evil

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Cows. Everyone thinks they're so cute, with their spotted fur and their big sweet eyes and their stomachs that have seven parts or something like that. Maybe it's five. Anyway, the point is that cows might be fine, but that milk stuff they make is the drink of the devil. Worse yet, it hides everywhere. You can't get away from it, and all you want to do is sit and snuggle your mug of milk alternative and make it go away. Never fear, dairy hater. You'll be safe wearing this tee.