You're a strong person who's faced down all kinds of challenges and stood your ground a hundred times over. But you've got a weakness, an Achilles heel, and it's all in that innocent-seeming, sweet yellow vegetable. It's tall and it grows like a weed and it goes by the name of corn. Hey, there's reason they made those horror movies about children who grew up in this stuff. It's obviously not something anybody needs to be around. Wear this tee or hoodie when you walk the rows.