It happens every morning. The alarm goes off and you have no choice but to get up and interact with other humans. Adulting is hard enough as it is, but can you imagine a world without coffee? Especially on the more hellish occasions, like weekdays. Coffee is 98% water, exactly like the human body! Coincidence? Not likely. _√ë√íCaffeine is a drug,_—ù they say. [Insert eye roll here.] With this t-shirt or hoodie, _√ë√íCoffee - Because Crack Is Bad for You,_—ù you can voice your love of caffeinated love in a cup while simultaneously warning others of the dangers of illicit street drugs. Winning!