Celery is 95% Water and 100% Not Pizza

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Show your ability to weigh the pros and cons of life with this shirt that recognizes that while celery can be good for dieting, unfortunately it's just not tasty, delicious pizza. While celery makes a great healthy snack because it's 95% water, you can't forget what you're giving up. One hundred percent not pizza.

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