You're Captain Grandpa and you're not taking any guff from any of these youngsters. If they want to get on board the good ship Gramps, they better zip their lips and start showing some respect. You're the captain of this ship and your hand is firmly on the wheel. Everyone needs to sit or stand at attention and take their dang hats off. Soon you'll be entertaining them with your old stories about how things were in your day. They love hearing that stuff. Even if they don't, they're going to listen because here we follow Grandpa rules. And on his ship, Captain Grandpa rules.