Burpees? I Thought You Said Slurpees.

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Let everyone know where you stand, with this ironic and humorous t-shirt or hoodie. Do you know anyone who would really rather indulge in the awful, infamous burpee- over indulging in a colorful, sugared, ice drink? While the rest of the world may be sprinting to the gym, you just chill out and sip on your delicious slurpee. Choose from the colors: Black, Charcoal, or Navy Blue. Use the sizing chart to ensure your top fits perfectly. Swim upstream, slurpee-lover, and look good doing it.

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