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Beer - Because No Good Story Started With a Salad

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People who eat salad just don't have any good stories to tell. Their conversation is, to put it mildly, limited. What are they going to tell you about, the time they found a piece of romaine that was not that curly? The devastating day they were served radicchio that just wasn't the right shade of red? Maybe they'll bore you with vinaigrette recipes. Who needs it? Beer drinkers, on the other hand, usually have stories that involve wild nights, wild people and the involvement of law enforcement. Listening to those is a treat. So drink up, have fun and wear this tee or hoodie.