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Bad Choices Make Good Stories

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There were times when you swerved off the straight and narrow. And sometimes you didn't just swerve, you dive-bombed over a cliff. All you can say in your defense is that it seemed like a good idea at the time. You were wrong, but that's all right. You lived to tell the tale and boy is it a good one. You've got enough material for two soap operas, a 10-part miniseries and a Jerry Springer episode. This tee tells the world that you've got a past full of adventure, danger and hair-raising idiocy. Wear it with a knowing smile and a cool pair of shades.

  • T-Shirts: 100% Ring-spun cotton (heather grey is 90% cotton/10% polyester). 4.5oz standard mens/unisex fit.
  • Ladies Junior Fit T-Shirts: 100% Ring-spun cotton (heather grey is 90% cotton/10% polyester). 4.5oz fitted crew neck. NOTE: Our junior fit t-shirts run small and can shrink.
  • Hoodies: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester Fleece. 7.8oz classic hoodie.

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