Forget all about the government's nutritional food pyramid that displays all the food groups and recommended serving sizes. After all, it was replaced by the servings plate a couple of years ago anyway.
Instead, welcome the new nutritional guide!
The time of the bacon pyramid has come - a time when bacon is the only food group you will ever need.
Show everyone your love of bacon with this "Bacon Is My Food Pyramid" message presented as a pyramid made of bacon slices and "Food Pyramid" in crisp white front on a solid navy blue, charcoal or black background.