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Bacon - Because Crack Is Bad For You - T Shirt

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Sure, crack is fun but it rots your teeth and kinda ruins your life. Bacon, on the other hand, is magical and makes life beautiful. That is why you need this t-shirt made from soft-ring spun cotton. Our shirt features the unique slogan "Bacon - Because Crack is Bad For You".

Choose from black, navy blue and royal blue, and show fellow bacon lovers that you mean business by wearing this ultra soft shirt. You will earn respect and keep your teeth, all by eating bacon and wearing our tee.