Any Dog Under Fifty Pounds Is A Cat

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"Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat, and cats are useless."

Are you a big fan the great Swanson and happen to share his hatred for useless cats? Now you can share that admiration with the rest of the world with this fantastic and funny t-shirt & hoodie!

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