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All I Care About is Food and Avoiding People

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Who says spending your Friday nights binge eating alone has to be considered a bad thing? Let the world know you are confident enough to advertise your love of isolation and food. This design is available in black, navy, and purple. The message of the shirt knows no gender barriers, and it is available in cuts for both men and women. If ice cream is your food of choice when alone, you can also order this hilarious design as a hoodie to keep warm. Be proud of keeping to yourself and your love for your delicious favorite snacks. Add this t-shirt and hoodie to your closet today!