Who needs reality? Not you. You prefer to spend your time buried in a book. In books, you're living a life of glamour and excitement, dashing through moors with a dashing lad or lass beside you. You travel to foreign countries, the past and the future. You meet clever, witty people who think you're charming and brilliant. In other words, you experience everything that's missing from your real life. Why on earth would you want to come back? Stay in that better world, bookworm, and use this tee to keep the world away.