It's time to go old school and tear it up they way the Founding Fathers did. If you're a little hazy on the history, let's just say that their favorite place to hold political meetings was at the local tavern. From there it was just a small step to a lot of shooting, fighting and property destruction. Yes, it does sound like an all-American bash, doesn't it? Wear this tee or hoodie and keep the party going.